Writer: Tom Barker 
Date:Sunday September 2 2012
Time: 8:33PM
What have we learnt from this transfer window? Manchester United has the ability to buy a whole football club for £22 Million? Liverpool can afford to spend £30 Million on Andy Carroll, but can`t afford £6 Million for Clint Dempsey? Stoke want to sign a player from every country possible? Co-Editor, Tom Barker looks to make the transfer window a bit funnier for us all.
0 - The number of Arsenal fans who are happy to see Robin Van Persie go to Manchester United. #Goalscoringmachine
574 - The number of players Mark Hughes thinks he needs to bolster his squad. #Buytheworld
457,645 - The amount of times Stoke have apparently signed Michael Owen in this transfer window. #Commitment
8 - The amount of goals Danny Collins has already given away to other teams since signing for Nottingham Forest. #Backtoform
2 - The number of seconds Clint Dempsey took to decide that he didn`t want to sign for Aston Villa. #Lightningdecision
15 - The number of hissy fits Luka Modric threw until he left White Hart Line. #crybaby
2 - The number of big name players Stoke have signed this transfer window. #cameronandkightlyhaveslightlylongernames
10 - My rating out of 10 for how well Swansea have done in the transfer window. #Laudruptakeabow
30 - The number of million pounds that Liverpool have actually lost on Andy Carroll. #geordiepoor
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